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Count Bleck misadventures

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Count Bleck and Dimentio
THE FIGHT

Rachel (Me) as Count Bleck
Cagney as Dimentio

RP made by: Rachel (Me) and Cagney

Count Bleck and Dimentio belongs to Nintendo



Count Bleck-DIMENTIO!!!!

Dimentio-What do you want Bleckhead???

Count Bleck-I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY BOOK!!

Dimentio-Yeah! Well they say not to press the shiny button but they do it anyways!!!

Count Bleck-BLECK! THAT’S BULLSHIT!

Dimentio-NOO!! YOUR BULLSHIT!

Count Bleck-*screams* YOU DARE DEFY ME???!!

Dimentio-No I just dare to defy your face.

Count Bleck-SHUT UP YOU HALF FACED SMILING HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME DUMBASS!!!

Dimentio-yeah, this is coming from someone who has no arms, legs, speaks like a kindergartener, AND CAN'T EVEN KEEP A GIRLFRIEND!!

Count Bleck-JUST KEEP YOUR BIG NOSE OUTTA MY BUSINESS GONZO!!!

Dimentio-OH YEAH? SINCE WHEN WAS GONZO NOT BLUE??

Count Bleck-I- SHUT UP YOU JESTER F**K!! JEEZE LOUIZE!!!

Dimentio-YOUR SCARED OF TURTLES!!

Count Bleck-I AM NOT!

Dimentio-YES YOU ARE!

Count Bleck-YOU LIE YOU STUPID JUGGLING JACKASS!

Dimentio-you go to a hospital whnever u see a moving traffic cone... THAT HAS A TURTLE IN IT!!

Count Bleck-OH YEAH?? WELL YOUR SCARED TO DEATH OF WATER!!! I REMEMBERED  THE TIME YOU FELL IN A PUDDLE AND YOU THOUGHT YOU DROWNED!

Dimentio-YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE NOT BEING WITH UR GIRLFRIEND FOR A DAY!!
I SAW U GO INSANE AFTER SHE LEFT!!!

Count Bleck-I MISSED TIMPANI!!! I GET LOVESICK WHEN SHES GONE YOU FATTY!!
AS IF YOU CAN HANDLE A GIRL! OH BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE ONE!

Dimentio-I DID! *thinks of Cagney*

Count Bleck-SEE?? SEE?? YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO TREAT ANYONE!!
AT LEAST I STAY WITH MINE!!
THAT PROOVES HOW FOOLISH YOU ARE!!

Dimentio-OH YOU KNOW SHES ANNOYING AS HELL!!!

Count Bleck- SO??? YOU KNOW THAT WAS STUPID MOVE FOR YOU TO DO THAT!!

Dimentio-AT LEAST I HAVE MORE FANS!! LOOK AT ME I’M CUDDLY!!

Count Bleck-I HAVE MORE FANS!! I AM EXTREMELY IRRESTSISTABLE!!!
I HAVE A CAPE!

Dimentio-They were probably drunk!

Count Bleck-SAME WITH YOUR FANS!

Dimentio-But I have awesome explodey boxes, THAT AND I HAVE MY OWN WORLD!!!

Count Bleck-WELL I HAVE A STAFF WITH A JEWEL ON IT! I ALSO HAVE A GLASS ON MY EYE!
PLUS I HOLD THE CHAOS HEART!

Dimentio-Its called a monocle bleckhead!
Count Bleck-WHATEVER I STILL HAVE ONE!!!

Dimentio-THIS PROOVES WHO ACTUALLY GOES TO SCHOOL!

Count Bleck-SHUT UP YOU CANT TALK! YOU NEVER BEEN!

Dimentio-LOOK AT ME I AM STILL TALKING ENGLISH! LALALA YOU CANT STOP ME!

Count Bleck-SO AM I! SHUT UP YOU BUTT MONGREL!!

Dimentio-YOU SPEAK IN THIRD PERSON! YOU CALL THAT PROPER ENGLISH???

Count Bleck-AT LEAST I TRY! BELLOWS COUNT BLECK!

Dimentio-Mhm Sure…
XD XD XD
I can explain all of this XD
Well as you all know, I am into Super Paper Mario's Count Bleck nowz.
And I've been picking on him and his minions lately, being random, recording their adventures on my phone, I AM TRYING SOOO HARD TO FIND A WAY TO LINK THEM HERE XD

Well my wonderful friend Cagney and I were bored so I asked if she played as Dimentio and I played as Count Bleck.
I make his voice sound aggravating as hell but thats how I pictured him in the misadventures.

So heres an rp I did with Cagney,
She as Dimentio,
And Me as Count Bleck.

I recorded this on my phone as well.
I hope you guys like it.
More Misadventures comin soons! XD
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Timelady-Mya's avatar
Man this is gold. I WISH I knew someone who was a good Bleck role player person.